Central Florida Sees Expansion of Longtime Community Business

Ask any Central Floridian where they go for their home improvement, construction, property maintenance, and animal husbandry needs and they will most likely look at you like you’re some kind of donkey boy. That’s because for the better part of the 21st century, any self-respecting Disney parasite knew that the only real place to go was SPW.  Long before there was The Home Depot, Lowe’s or Slick Rick’s Five Finger Emporium, there was SPW.  

 

Of course, all Harry Potter neophytes would soon learn that ole’ Slick Pete’s Warehousing (SPW, for short) was encumbered by its insistence on being a single, true bricks & mortar business that would only ever exist in the shadow of the Orlando Eye next to the water reclamation plant off of International Drive.  It was quite the distance for those willing to make the drive from Clear Mountain (pronounced “Clairmont ” by the French-speaking locals) or Apopka (or Large Potato, Florida as the white locals would eventually call it, brushing off the Seminole language). 

 

All of this has now changed!  Ole’ Pete has decided that the radical left has become too much for him, and like Shamu, he’s leaving Orlando’s city limits.  He’s put his daughter/niece, Pollyanna, in charge, and this parakeet is ready to let SPW fly!

 

Putting the business in the hands of numerous, longstanding, well-respected business men and women who have known Orlando for at least seven (7) years, Pollyanna, better known as P’anna to the landsharks, is having SPW franchised and placed in every place that a Central Floridian would want to be. 

 

Check these places out!

 

SPW of Altamonte Springs

https://www.facebook.com/SPW-of-Altamonte-Springs-105793538466691

https://www.yelp.com/biz/spw-of-altamonte-springs-altamonte-springs

https://foursquare.com/v/spw-of-altamonte-springs/6109791938e3f910dd65a210

https://www.merchantcircle.com/spw-of-altamonte-springs-altamonte-springs-fl

https://www.manta.com/c/mk2d18t/spw-of-altamonte-springs

https://nextdoor.com/pages/spw-of-altamonte-springs-altamonte-springs-fl/

 

SPW of Apopka

https://www.facebook.com/SPW-of-Apopka-132179155673171

https://www.yelp.com/biz/spw-of-apopka-apopka

https://foursquare.com/v/spw-of-apopka/610aebc233442b64189f3a43

https://www.merchantcircle.com/spw-of-apopka-apopka-fl

https://www.manta.com/c/mk2dcb0/spw-of-apopka

https://nextdoor.com/pages/spw-of-apopka-apopka-fl/

 

SPW Clermont

https://www.facebook.com/SPW-Clermont-741781483205616

https://www.yelp.com/biz/spw-clermont-groveland

https://foursquare.com/v/spw-clermont/610973cd33442b6418a10d6d

https://www.merchantcircle.com/spw-clermont-groveland-fl

https://www.manta.com/c/mk2d1bf/spw-clermont

https://nextdoor.com/pages/spw-clermont-groveland-fl/

 

SPW Lakeland

https://www.facebook.com/SPW-Lakeland-106813875022829

https://www.yelp.com/biz/spw-lakeland-lakelandT

https://foursquare.com/v/spw-lakeland/610af1077022351b37f521e2

https://www.merchantcircle.com/spw-lakeland-lakeland-fl

https://www.manta.com/c/mk2dccv/spw-lakeland

https://nextdoor.com/pages/spw-lakeland-lakeland-fl/

 

SPW of Longwood

https://www.facebook.com/SPW-of-Longwood-123261509933343

https://www.yelp.com/biz/spw-of-longwood-longwood

https://foursquare.com/v/spw-of-longwood/61097d29addecc11c6ce0102

https://www.merchantcircle.com/spw-of-longwood-longwood-fl

https://www.manta.com/c/mk2d1bp/spw-of-longwood

https://nextdoor.com/pages/spw-of-longwood-longwood-fl/

 

Sterling Maitland

https://www.facebook.com/Sterling-Maitland-111342464582699

https://foursquare.com/v/sterling-maitland/6109922536410776f49e2e7e

https://www.merchantcircle.com/sterling-maitland-maitland-fl

https://www.manta.com/c/mk2d1cy/sterling-maitland

https://nextdoor.com/pages/sterling-maitland-maitland-fl/

 

SPW of Ocoee

https://www.facebook.com/SPW-of-Ocoee-100407079011869

https://foursquare.com/v/spw-of-ocoee/610ae9e56e277211c41f5b60

https://www.merchantcircle.com/spw-of-ocoee-ocoee-fl

https://www.manta.com/c/mk2dcbv/spw-of-ocoee

https://nextdoor.com/pages/spw-of-ocoee-ocoee-fl/

 

SPW of Orlando

https://www.facebook.com/SPW-of-Orlando-108516148133785/

https://www.yelp.com/biz/spw-of-orlando-orlando

https://foursquare.com/v/spw-of-orlando/610af51838e3f910dd6dc296

https://www.merchantcircle.com/spw-of-orlando-orlando-fl

https://www.manta.com/c/mk2dccx/spw-of-orlando

https://nextdoor.com/pages/spw-of-orlando-orlando-fl/

 

SPW Oviedo

https://www.facebook.com/SPW-Oviedo-110124654654755

https://www.yelp.com/biz/spw-oviedo-oviedo

https://foursquare.com/v/spw-oviedo/610aeb4ba61e7e01a79dd9a2

https://www.merchantcircle.com/spw-oviedo-oviedo-fl

https://www.manta.com/c/mk2dcbf/spw-oveido

https://nextdoor.com/pages/spw-oviedo-oviedo-fl/

 

SPW of Casselberry

https://www.facebook.com/SPW-of-Casselberry-111424611138117

https://foursquare.com/v/spw-of-casselberry/610af14de358cb4bdb024e1e

https://www.manta.com/c/mk2dcc9/spw-of-casselberry

https://nextdoor.com/pages/spw-of-casselberry-casselberry-fl/

 

SPW of Winter Garden

https://www.facebook.com/SPW-of-Winter-Garden-110889624624975

https://www.yelp.com/biz/spw-of-winter-garden-winter-garden

https://foursquare.com/v/spw-of-winter-garden/610af8aa998bdb64ef499ffd

https://www.merchantcircle.com/spw-of-winter-garden-winter-garden-fl

https://www.manta.com/c/mk2dcc1/spw-of-winter-garden

https://nextdoor.com/pages/spw-of-winter-garden-winter-garden-fl/

 

SPW Winter Park

https://www.facebook.com/SPW-Winter-Park-118949853702948

https://www.linkedin.com/in/tim-bailey-352656218/

https://www.yelp.com/biz/spw-winter-park-winter-park

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